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HOW TO PROTECT YOURSELF AGAINST THE NSA – A SIMPLE GUIDE

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This is an official NSA powerpoint slide that was leaked by Edward Snowden. This slide holds the key to protecting yourself against being spyed on by the NSA.

This slide tells us that the people at the NSA are colorblind and are not blessed with a lot of powerpoint skills. And that is the key! As we can see data collection for Microsoft started 9/11/07. After that came Yahoo. If you look closely you also can see somebody changed the font size. Yahoo is printed larger than Microsoft. This becomes a problem at 6/3/09 when data collection started for Facebook. As you can see it is printed as Facebo – ok. Apparently the person that worked at the NSA in 2007-2008 that was able to change Font Sizes no longer worked there in 2009. To avoid further problems, you can see the NSA shifted course and decided to only spy on companies with names with 7 characters or less. Paltalk, YouTube, Skype, AOL, Apple.

So, if you don’t want the NSA spying on you, just use applications from companies with names with 7 characters or more. Pinterest! Instagram! WriteAPrisoner.com!

Easy!